laizy.app

Be lazy.We hack the task.

An AI-first company. We ship AI products and agents so humans can nap.

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monitor.app
A retro monitor with a Spritz on topSystem
monitor
CPU (by choice)2%
Laziness97%
Coffee100%
Agents working12
Humans working0
Uptime00:00
Prompts sent today4,812
manifesto.txt

    Trash: products we loved (RIP)
    A sloth with a shovel next to blank tombstones
      prod-server
      A sleepy server rack in a nightcap
      prod-server is sleeping. shhh.
      infrastructure
      A small violet Mac mini floating on an orange pool ring

      our entire cloud. (it's a mac mini.)

      • uptime: 99.9% (it naps the other 0.1)
      • region: the desk
      • scaling strategy: a second mac mini, someday
      Quote #LZ-0000

      Laizy S.r.l. · billing department (it's Claude Code)

      Subtotal€0.00
      VAT (22%, Italy 🤌)€0.00
      TOTAL€0.00
      Accept quote
      guillaume · napping
      simo · idle
      legal stuff (mamma mia)
      A sloth fast asleep